Breaking News: Scientists have discovered the real reason why we hit snooze 7 times every morning. Apparently, our beds have secretly been upgraded to Level 99 comfort zones overnight. Their gravitational pull is so strong, even coffee is questioning its life choices. Experts suggest that to escape, we must all start sleeping on inflatable pool floats. Downsides include waking up in the neighbor's koi pond, but hey, at least the fish are great alarm clocks!