Just tried that new meditation app where a soothing voice guides you to inner peace. It was all going great until the voice suddenly said, “Now clear your mind of all thoughts... except remembering where you put your car keys.” Instantly, I was transported from tranquility to a frantic mental inventory of every possible hiding spot in my house. My mind went from Zen garden to Where’s Waldo in 0.5 seconds. I guess mindfulness is just another word for “organized chaos!” Now, where did I leave my calm? 