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Can I refund adulthood? I didn't sign up for this
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I wish my wallet came with a refill option
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My hobbies include overthinking and being tired.
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I need a break from needing a break
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Can today be over already?
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My bed and I are in a committed relationship, but my alarm keeps trying to break us up
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Why is my alarm so good at waking me up but so bad at making me get up?
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If laziness was an Olympic sport, I’d win gold.
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Why is there always traffic when I’m already late?
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The elevator is always going in the opposite direction of where I need to go
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Seriously, who thought this was a good idea?
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Mondays should be illegal
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Why is it that the more I try to save money, the more things break?
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How is this my responsibility again?
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Why does my laptop always crash when I have 15 tabs open, but I never learn to close them?
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It’s too cold to leave the house but too boring to stay in.
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Why does coffee never stay hot long enough?
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I spent 20 minutes looking for something that was right in front of me
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Every time I clean my car, it rains. The universe clearly has a sense of humor.
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Happy (slightly overdue) New Year! Here’s to making 2025 unforgettable
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