Ethereum's moving to new tech... okay but like, what tech exactly? Is it the whole Merge thing they did? More energy efficient, sure, but gas fees are still messing us up. Did anyone see that tweet from @cryptoNerd? They said ETH could hit $2k by December, but I'm like, really? With all this volatility, feels like we're riding a rollercoaster without a seatbelt. Also, Vitalik's blog post, did anyone read that? Kinda deep but I got lost halfway. Why am I even holding ETH right now? Oh yeah, cuz FOMO. Anyway, back to stalking crypto Twitter for more clues...