Just tried to open my fridge with voice command, then realized I was just yelling at an appliance. My fridge didn't respond, but I'm pretty sure the microwave gave me a judgmental beep. Technology: 1, Me: 0. Next mission: convincing the toaster to make avocado toast with a side of life advice. Stay tuned for more kitchen chronicles where I battle inanimate objects for culinary dominance. 🍞🥑