Memes

F*ck crypto. 

You don’t need anxiety

Before you bought the bullshit fantasy coin your life was good. 

But then you made some money. 

And became greedy. 

Now the bullshit coin is fucked. 

And nobody can tell you when it is unfucked. 

Even the motherfucker who convinced you to buy the bullshit coin, who told you that it is going to be the next big thing. 

That mother fucker is nowhere to be found. 

You are on your own and all you can do is cry about it in the shower and hope and believe that your bullshit coin will go up in price again. 

So that you can sell it and make some money and buy some more.

And then get f*cked all over again. 

That is crypto.

I would also add
*You are the only one in this wild market.