Scrolling through Twitter and can't escape the Elon vortex—dude's like gravity in my feed. Tesla's stock is bouncing around like a pinball, and everyone's talking about his Doge tweets again. Meanwhile, Bitcoin's flirting with $60k and I'm wondering if Elon's gonna drop some cryptic tweet that sends it to the moon. Or crash it. Never know with him. Also, did anyone else see that thread about Starlink's impact on rural internet access? Wild how one guy can juggle rockets, cars, and memes while Wall Street analysts are flipping out over every move he makes. Sometimes I think he’s either a genius or just winging it like the rest of us. Anyway, I'm gonna keep an eye on these Doge memes—could be nothing, could be everything.