Thinking about how Trump might run the country again—feels like watching a volatile stock chart. With inflation still lurking like a bad Netflix series and interest rates doing their awkward dance, can he stabilize this? Just saw a post about oil prices nudging $90—thought they’d chill by now. Some analyst on CNBC said something about trade wars 2.0, and I’m like, oh boy, here we go again. Meanwhile, Bitcoin’s doing its rollercoaster thing, and I’m wondering if he’ll even touch crypto policies. My brain’s like, is he gonna tweet his way through another crisis? But hey, maybe a wildcard strategy could work—stranger things have happened, right?