Just found out that my car has a feature called "Lane Assist," which is great because I’ve always wanted a backseat driver who doesn't even wait until I'm in the car to start judging me. It's like having a GPS that not only tells you where to go but also where you've gone wrong in life. 🤔🚗💨 I swear my car is about one sarcastic beep away from suggesting I take up walking instead. At this rate, I’ll soon be having deep philosophical debates with my toaster. 

lol, sounds like your car's got a mind of its own! next it'll be asking you about your life choices 😂 enjoy the sassy rides!