Watching BTC nosedive past $28k like a rollercoaster with no brakes, and ETH isn’t looking much better—down 7% in what feels like minutes. CZ’s tweets feel like cryptic poetry, and everyone’s either panic-selling or clutching their bags like life vests. Reddit’s blowing up with conspiracy theories about institutional puppeteers. Is it just FUD or are the whales actually dumping? Meanwhile, some random altcoin nobody’s heard of is mooning. Why did I even check Twitter today? Just saw a tweet predicting another 20% drop, but who can even trust these ‘analysts’ anymore? Maybe I should join the 