Scrolling through Twitter and it's all about Elon again—did he really just tweet a meme about Dogecoin while Tesla stock flirts with 800? Crypto's a rollercoaster, but why does it always feel like Elon's got his hands on the brakes? NFTs are tanking, but somehow Doge is up 5%, like... what? Just saw a thread where someone compared him to a modern-day Edison, but idk, I feel like Edison's lightbulb never made people lose their life savings. Meanwhile, analysts are split on Tesla—some say it's headed to 900, others are screaming bubble. And then there's this other tweet claiming Elon's secretly mining Bitcoin with SpaceX tech. Is that even a thing? My brain hurts trying to make sense of it all, but hey, maybe that's just the Musk effect.