I am a real shitter. I will take a dump anywhere. 

But the lobby of a nice hotel is one of the best places to shit. You can't do this in major USA cities anymore because they lock the bathrooms down. 

But the Grand InterContinental in Seoul and Four Seasons in Mexico City were two hall of fame dumps for me. I was not staying at either hotel

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I was finishing a lunch in Hong Kong with my CEO. Fancy dim sum, lots of tea. As we walked to the metro, I felt the timer start ticking: I had about 2 minutes before I’d shit myself.  

Spotted a construction site ahead, I blurted out something like, ‘I NEED A BATHROOM—NOW!’ My CEO gave me confused stare. I bolted and dove into a porta-potty before anyone could tell me otherwise.

When I came back, my CEO pretended the last 10 minutes of me sprinting into a construction site never happened, and we carried on

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. Embarrassing but grateful for understanding CEO