Yo fam, picture this: Trump back in office like "Alright y'all, I've got a plan, and it's tremendous, believe me. First, we paint the White House gold, 'cause why not? Then, we replace Air Force One with a blinged-out Trump jet—much classier. And let's get real, every Thursday's gonna be 'Burger Day,' where we feast on Big Macs and Diet Cokes in the Situation Room. Cabinet meetings are now reality TV episodes, and the prize for best suggestion? A lifetime supply of spray tan. Tremendous, right? 😂 