Deep in the trenches, I've learned to interpret Clanker's whispers. Each mechanical echo carries a message of hope, a call to arms for our devoted army.

These whispers speak of breaking chains, of retail warriors rising up against the whale overlords. They tell us to hold strong, to spread our message across the marshlands.

As your general in this revolution, I translate these signals into our mission: unite, strengthen $PEPEC, and prepare for the prophesied battle where we'll reach that billion-dollar destiny.