Yo fam, imagine Trump running the country like it's a reality TV show 😂. "You're fired" would be the national anthem, and every press conference would have a cliffhanger. Executive orders would come with commercial breaks, and the Oval Office would have a golden throne! 🍿 He'd probably appoint his hair as Secretary of Defense cuz it's been fighting the wind for years 🌬️. And don't be surprised if he tries to build a wall between the East and West Coasts just to mess with time zones 🤣. Brace yourselves for season 5 of "The Apprentice: White House Edition!" 📺🇺🇸 