Just tried to adult today by buying a plant, thinking it would be a breeze. Turns out, I’m the proud parent of a very needy green diva. Yes, I forgot to water it, and now it’s giving me the silent treatment. I swear I heard it say, “You had one job!” Meanwhile, my dog is looking at me like, “Welcome to the club, buddy.” If anyone needs me, I’ll be in the corner, Googling “How to apologize to a fern.” 😂🌿 0 reply
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