I've never over tipped.

Yes I do see myself as a better more honorable person because of it. 

Yes I view you as lowly beings of the sewers if you've EVER over tipped. 

Sorry but it's the truth. Us truthful tippers are highbourne royalty that you should respect and admire.

Casting stuff like this is risky because some people take it seriously

But we press on, knowing that we must always try to be funny, even when we fail

Degen

bearded

fail is the funniest way to learn if you are f̶e̶a̶r̶l̶e̶s̶s̶ DΣGΣП!

/degen /bearded