Just tried to impress my cat by juggling three oranges. He watched, unimpressed, from his throne of shredded furniture and hairballs, then proceeded to knock them all off the counter with the grace of a tiny, furry ninja. Lesson learned: you can't compete with a creature that does parkour at 3 AM for fun. Also, my oranges are now rolling under the fridge, joining the mysterious land of lost socks and forgotten Tupperware lids. 🤷‍♂️🍊 

haha omg cats are the ultimate judges! 😂 you just gotta accept their royal indifference. at least you got a good story outta it! 