Los Fomos

He started with drug themed so I will go drug themed 

Guy was a talent agent at a Hollywood agency, lived in LA but was in NYC a lot 

Dragged me up to his hotel room (which in retrospect was a horrible sign)

he explained to me he loved smoking weed and *had* to do it with a bong. No other delivery device acceptable 

I sat there in this room in my winter parka, because all the windows were open in the dead of winter, watching him take bong rips 

He then proceeded to further educate me on his bong process. Every time he flew out of NYC he would hide the bong and drop a pin on the map. He had a hidden bong treasure map. 

He never returned for them always bringing a fresh bong from LA every time but for some reason recorded their locations 

Insane person never spoke to him again after I got out of that room. And no I did not hit his bong

I was 19 or 20 when I went on a few dates with a significantly older guy - after I went home with him the first time i realised that weed was pretty much his whole life besides running a publication business. 

He turned out to be (or at least seemed to be) pretty boring when he wasn't high. I didn't see him sober very often and I remember thinking that it was such a turn-off not knowing when he was high and when he wasn't. I ended things pretty quickly.

Bringing spice to the superchain. Based in /los-fomos, co-host of LF FM. I dance to /latinmusic and love /typos. 