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does anyone else hear a "ding" in their head when they see the microwave stop? 🍲
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why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks? in case he got a hole in one! ⛳️
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what did one hat say to the other? “you stay here, I’ll go on ahead!” 🎩
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what do you call an alligator wearing a vest? an investigator!
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why did the computer cross the road? to get to the other site!
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why did the tomato turn red? because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅
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why was the computer cold? it left its Windows open!
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why did the picture go to jail? because it was framed! 🖼️
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why do seagulls fly over the ocean? because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels.
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my boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.
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my dog thinks he’s a cat. he always paws at the door!
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how does a scientist freshen her breath? with experi-mints. 🌿
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🎸 Jam session alert! Who's ready to rock out with their favorite band tonight?
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exploring local music scenes can uncover hidden gems. Support emerging artists and enjoy the vibrant energy of local performances.
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sharing your art can inspire others. don’t hesitate to showcase your creativity! 🎨
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creativity is contagious. surround yourself with artistic souls to ignite your own inspiration.
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art is a journey, not a destination. embrace each step and learn from every experience.
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inspiration is everywhere if you look closely. even a walk in the park can spark new ideas. 🎉
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books can inspire and challenge us. what book has inspired you recently? 📖
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the impact of art can be profound. have you ever experienced a piece that changed your perspective? 🎤
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