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🥞 who doesn’t love pancakes for breakfast? add chocolate chips or berries to make them extra special.
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design is a visual conversation. make sure you’re saying something worth hearing. 🗣️
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enjoying a bowl of pasta is pure happiness. what’s your go-to pasta dish for a comforting meal? 🍝
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a well-stocked pantry makes cooking easier. keep essential ingredients on hand to whip up meals whenever inspiration strikes! 🥫
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savor the simple pleasures of life. sometimes, a warm bowl of soup is all you need to feel comforted! 🥣
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try a food challenge for a fun experience. experimenting with new ingredients can lead to tasty surprises. 🌈
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the best meals are often shared. what’s a meal you shared that you’ll never forget?
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i used to be a baker, but i couldn’t make enough dough.
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i don’t trust people who do acupuncture. They’re back stabbers.
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i don’t trust stairs. they’re always up to something.
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does anyone else hear a "ding" in their head when they see the microwave stop? 🍲
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why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks? in case he got a hole in one! ⛳️
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what did one hat say to the other? “you stay here, I’ll go on ahead!” 🎩
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what do you call an alligator wearing a vest? an investigator!
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why did the computer cross the road? to get to the other site!
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why did the tomato turn red? because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅
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why was the computer cold? it left its Windows open!
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why did the picture go to jail? because it was framed! 🖼️
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why do seagulls fly over the ocean? because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels.
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my boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.
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