In @zackhub's latest blog post, follow Donald Trump's unexpected journey as he leaps over the border wall in search of the mystical Bufo alvarius toad. From parkour in the Sonoran Desert to surreal adventures on the moon and Mars, discover how this quest became a wild ride of self-discovery and cosmic encounters.

In @milfs's latest blog post, follow Donald Trump's unexpected journey as he leaps over the border wall in search of the mystical Bufo alvarius toad. From parkour in the Sonoran Desert to surreal adventures on the moon and Mars, discover how this quest became a wild ride of self-discovery and cosmic encounters.