Scrolling through Crypto Twitter and everyone's asking "when's alt season?" again. BTC's been flirting with 35k but can't seem to commit, like my last situationship. ETH's holding at 2k but feels like it's just chilling, waiting for something to happen. Ripple's courtroom drama still unfolding like a Netflix series I can't stop watching. Solana's been on a rollercoaster since the FTX fallout, and don't even get me started on Doge—Elon tweets and it’s a whole soap opera. Analysts keep throwing charts around like they're tarot cards, but who actually knows? Sometimes I think it’s all hopium, then I see a random token pumping outta nowhere and FOMO kicks in. Maybe alt season’s just a myth we tell ourselves to feel better during the bear. Or maybe it’s just around the corner, lurking like a cat ready to pounce. Just gonna keep scrolling and see what Twitter experts have to say next—maybe they'll drop some wisdom or maybe just more memes.