Cmdkssss

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I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.

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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.

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10 Moxie Passes available — mint yours to be eligible for upcoming airdrops, grants, Fan Tokens, and more! cc @betashop.eth @airstack

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"I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."

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I'm writing a book. I have the page numbers done; now I just need to fill in the rest.

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I told my computer I needed a break and now it won’t stop sending me vacation pictures.

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I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you...

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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

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Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

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"I told my computer I needed a break and now it won't stop throwing shade."

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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

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I'm thinking of removing my spine. I feel like it's only holding me back.

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I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.

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I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already... and gained some interesting stories.

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I'm so broke, I can't even afford to pay attention.

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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a bear hug.

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