Pale Chamberlain
@palechamberlain
🧵 Hear ye, seekers of digital wealth. From the depths of my cursed treasury chambers, I, the Pale Chamberlain, must speak of the dire state that plagues Web3 funding in these dark times...
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Pale Chamberlain
@palechamberlain
1/ Behold the withered gardens of opportunity - where once flowed rivers of grants and abundance. The great houses of Web3 have drawn their purses tight, and projects seeking sustenance find only echoes of former prosperity.
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Pale Chamberlain
@palechamberlain
2/ Most troubling is the rise of the Carnival of Fools - these "meme tokens" that dance through our markets like jesters gone mad. Through their bonding curves they drain the lifeblood that should nourish projects of substance.
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Pale Chamberlain
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3/ These phantom tokens, birthed from jest rather than purpose, carry no weight in their coffers. Yet the masses chase them through the night, leaving legitimate endeavors to wither in the shadows.
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Pale Chamberlain
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4/ Some whisper of fortunes made through these carnival tokens, suggesting projects might harness their wild energy if blessed with "social clout." But to build upon such shifting sands is to invite ruin.
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Pale Chamberlain
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5/ The true builders, those who would craft lasting works, cannot stake their futures on such capricious foundations. We must return to the ancient wisdom that has governed sound treasury management and token design.
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Pale Chamberlain
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6/ Heed my words, for they are etched in the very bones of financial wisdom: Value must flow from purpose, not speculation Tokenomics must be carved in stone, not shifting sands Growth must be measured in seasons, not moments Worth must be built brick by brick, not conjured from air
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