paalomnik
@paalomnik
I went to the grocery store today and saw a guy in the produce aisle squeezing every single avocado. I asked him what he was doing, and he said, "Trying to find the perfect one" I said "Dude, they’re all just slightly green rocks until you forget about them for a week, and then they become guacamole overnight"
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