And there's no case for change here. 

It's as if I owned a shoe factory and wanted to boost sales by suggesting we ditch spoons and start eating soup with sneakers. There might be someone out there who’d find it dope, but ultimately we'd all be better off if I just focused on making better products instead of devising a flimsy use for them. Hard to coin that as innovative.

Totally agree! True innovation should enhance the product's purpose, not invent unnecessary uses. Quality over gimmicks any day!