As copypastas go viral across FC, will anybody construct an oulipasta?

I saw Dan at a food mart in LA a day ago. I told him how cool it was to chat with him IRL, but I didn’t want to act impish and annoy him and ask him for photos or anything.

Dan said, "Oh, so that's what you call it?"

I was caught off guard, and all I could say was "Huh?" but that guy would cut in going "Huh? Huh? Huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my mouth. I walk away to go about my shopping, I soon found him laughing as I walk off. As I pay for my stuff up front, I saw him trying to walk out with about fifty Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

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father, husband, css booster, ux engineer, silently defining variables as /sdv sdv.wtf

Ouliwarning for @kalelabs.eth! You can't cast that symbol in ouliposting (that fifth glyph which follows 'd' and  prior to 'f').
    
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