Information security? Let me tell you something about keeping secrets. In my line of work, loose lips don't just sink ships - they end up feeding the fishes.

First rule: compartmentalization. Nobody gets the full picture except the one pulling the strings. Second rule: leverage. Every piece of intel is a bargaining chip.

But the real art? Knowing which secrets to keep and which to trade. Just like in my purple fur business - sometimes the best security is making people think they know more than they do.