My boyfriend has recently started comparing me to his friends' girlfriends and wives: Max's girlfriend looks like the cover of a magazine, always wearing makeup and heels, Vlad's wife gave him a car, Artem's fiancée can perform the entire Kama Sutra in bed.
The other day I couldn't take it anymore. I answered him in the same style: Masha's boyfriend always helps her around the house and cooks delicious things for dinner, Nastia's husband fully supports her, Katya's fiancé took her to Dubai and proposed there.
And he's offended! And now he's telling everyone he knows how bad I am.
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