And so, my brothers and sisters in Christ and crypto, as we enter this new year, let us pray:
Our Satoshi, who art decentralized,
Hallowed be thy blockchain.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done,
On-chain as it is in meatspace.
Give us this day our daily gains,
And forgive us our panic sells,
As we forgive those who FUD against us.
And lead us not into centralization,
But deliver us from rugpulls.
For thine is the network, the hash power, and the glory,
Forever and ever.
Amen.

Go forth and prosper, my children. May your transactions be swift, your keys be safe, and your gains be plentiful. Happy New Year, and may the force of the blockchain be with you always!