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Day 154 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
YES2Crypto, a daring ex-surfer turned crypto crusader, goes undercover in sun-bleached deserts of Albuquerque to infiltrate /matcha’s token-swapping empire.
He’s chasing rumors of a limit order heist on Base L2, but the waves of deceit run deeper than expected. Partnered with rookie trader Pappas, Y2C uncovers /matcha’s meth-fueled side hustle, laundering profits via cross-chain swaps.
The thrill of MEV junkies and /matcha’s Heisenberg-like CEO pulls him into a high-stakes game of trust & betrayal.
When /matcha’s crew skydives into a vault heist, YES2Crypto growls, “I am the one who swaps.” But loyalty only rides so far.
An RV lab explosion reveals /matcha roadmap lie: no limit orders, just limitless greed.
In a final surf showdown, YES2Crypto confronts /matcha kingpin on a stormy blockchain beach, demanding: “Limit Orders on Base!”
With a blue candy stash as bait, he outsmarts /matcha, who is "wiped out."
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