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Day 161 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
YES2Crypto, a crypto-magician cat, infiltrates /matcha’s Vietnam jungle DEX, muttering “I love the smell of swaps in the morning” to steal Base L2 limit orders.
He dazzles /matcha warlord CEO with a Four Horsemen card trick, dodging napalm strikes. On a rickety boat down the Nung River, YES2Crypto stages a “Now you see me” vanishing act to swipe /matcha’s rigged trade ledger.
A Kurtz-like /matcha boss chants “The horror” as YES2Crypto pulls a rabbit from his hat, revealing fake swaps.
YES2Crypto teams with a magician Lion, who hypnotizes /matcha’s soldiers with an eye trick, whispering “Look closer.” They escape a bamboo cage as /matcha’s choppers blast “Ride of the Valkyries.”
At a riverside stage, YES2Crypto unveils /matcha’s real motives, demanding “Limit Orders on Base!”
He disappears in a puff of smoke, leaving /matcha’s empire in flames, holding a tokenized ace.
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