Google’s quantum computing threatens Bitcoin and crypto, you say? Really great point. Much better to store your money in… *checks notes* decades-old bank backends powered by COBOL mainframes and secured by the exact same (or worse) cryptographic primitives.

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Ah good ol COBOL. Most of the world's flight reservations also run on COBOL mainframes. Dressed up with fancy web APIs but underneath it is the same