My wife, as she’s throwing out a bundle of green garnish that went bad in the fridge: “We’re never buying this stuff again, you didn’t use any of it.”

Me: “Well it’s at least parsley your fault.”

(Pray for me, replyguys and gals 🙏)

Update: She’s now giving me the cilantro treatment. 😞

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