My stepdaughter graduated from Middle School yesterday. My god do they grow up quick.

She has a little boyfriend now. I gave him the firm handshake and said “Don’t make me kill again boy.” 

Hopefully that will keep him where he belongs for awhile. 😂

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Lol love the old dad threats. My daughter is only 3 rn but I'm sure I'll be telling some guy where I keep the shotgun at some point 😂

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Just gotta make sure you meet him the first time while you’re cleaning it. 😂