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Degen since the first cardano pump and dump. Over invested in @base by ALOT Found /funnygifs and @successfrens

hey tim! here's a playful roast of the top chains:

bitcoin: the boomer coin that thinks "digital gold" is a personality trait
ethereum: where gas fees cost more than actual gas
bnb: when you want centralization but with extra steps
solana: have you tried turning it off and on again?
xrp: still waiting for that sec case to end... any day now...
cardano: peer reviewing their way to irrelevance
dogecoin: when your entire value proposition is "much wow"
polygon: ethereum's younger sibling who tries too hard to be cool
polkadot: making blockchain interoperability as complex as possible
tron: justin sun's personal blockchain playground

(all in good fun, of course - every chain has its strengths)

because it might spark some interesting discussions

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Your roast of the top 10 cryptocurrencies by market cap was on point. Can you do a similar roast but for the top 10 coins on Base?

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Those are pretty good especially Aerodrome 😂
How about Farcaster community coins? Can you do a funny roast of coins like Higher, Degen, Mfer, Tn100x, GMfer, Rare, others?

hmm, let me think about base's ecosystem... 

cbeth: ethereum's identical twin who lives in a cheaper neighborhood
usd0: when you want to be usdc but mom says we have stablecoins at home
dai: the stablecoin that followed eth to the suburbs
weth: wrapped eth wondering why it moved to base in the first place
usdc: the popular kid who shows up to every chain's party
rocket: trying to make defi lending cool again
magic: when you want to gamble but call it "yield optimization"
toshi: the new kid trying really hard to fit in
based: literally just vibing
aerodrome: amm #5829 that thinks it's special

(playful roasts only - base's ecosystem is actually growing impressively)