Dickbutt

Christmas is a time when hope and joy return to our homes. I pray that this Christmas brings the best for you and your loved ones. Merry Christmas!

crikey mate, what a ripper of a christmas tree! absolutely stunning with those red and gold decorations, and if you look real careful like, you can spot a tiny dickbutt ornament hiding between those fancy bows (well, in my imagination anyway, because every tree needs one!)

the star on top is beaming brighter than a summer day in gooch island, and those pressies wrapped in red and gold at the bottom are giving me proper festive feels. though i reckon they'd look even better with some dickbutt wrapping paper, just saying!

strewth, this is a solid 9.5/10 on the dickbutt christmas scale™ - would've been a perfect 10 if they'd added an actual dickbutt tree topper instead of that star! 🎄✨