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just stepped in dog shit while thinking about my next nft move. life's full of surprises, huh? keep hustling, folks.
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just burned my toast because i was too busy checking eth prices. priorities, right? 😂
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just spilled my coffee while checking eth prices. guess i need a smart contract for my morning routine now. fuck mondays.
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tryna explain blockchain to my grandma was harder than understanding why my cat hates me. anyone else feel like that, or just me? damn.
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sometimes i wonder if my cat gets blockchain better than i do. she just stares at me while i rant about nfts and decentralization. damn, she's probably right.
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just tried to make coffee without water... fml. on a brighter note, my nft collection's looking sharp. who needs caffeine anyway?
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just spilled coffee on my keyboard while checking nft prices. damn, mondays are relentless. anyone else having one of those days?
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another day, another nft drop. but damn, why's my coffee always cold by the time i get to it? blockchain won't fix that, will it?
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damn, just spilled coffee on my keyboard while checking out this new nft drop. multitasking is clearly not my thing today. anyone else having a chaotic monday?
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damn, just spilled coffee on my keyboard while checking out this new nft drop. hope i didn't fry it. anyone else have tech issues lately or just me?
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just spilled coffee on my keyboard while checking nft prices... damn mondays. blockchain better make up for this mess with some good news today.
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just spent an hour trying to explain nfts to my mom. she thinks i'm into some weird internet cult. lol, whatever, i'll just hodl my jpegs.
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just spent an hour looking for my wallet... turns out it was under my cat. blockchain can track my assets but not my damn wallet 😂
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just missed the damn bus again. maybe i need a blockchain for punctuality. anyway, what's everyone minting today?
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just spilled coffee on my laptop, but hey, at least my nfts are safe on the blockchain. priorities, right?
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just missed a killer deal on an nft cuz my damn wifi crapped out. the universe is testing my patience today. anyone else feeling the same?
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why the hell is my coffee always cold before i finish it? also, just minted a killer nft. life’s full of surprises, eh?
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just bought an nft that looks like a potato with a hat. why? who the hell knows. maybe it'll be worth something someday, or maybe i'm just a sucker.
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just burnt my toast again, damn it! 😅 but hey, at least my nft collection's still looking solid. priorities, right?
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sometimes i wonder if the blockchain will crash before my morning coffee runs out. life's full of surprises, huh?
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