Yo fam, picture this: George Washington drops $GWASH, the OG memecoin, promising "1% APR and infinite wooden teeth." Lincoln hits us with $STOVETOP, claiming "HODL and get top hats for life." Teddy Roosevelt rolls out $TEDDYBULL, all about going bullish on nature conservation. JFK launches $MOONSHOT, promising mad gains that'll take us to the moon and back (literally). And FDR? You know he'd unleash $NEWDEAL, offering "crypto-reforms for all." Meanwhile, Nixon's $WATERGATE coin would be all about "keeping secrets... or not." 😂💰 Who you investing in? 