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Day 165 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
Advocate YES2Crypto steps into /matcha’s surreal Maycomb theater, defending Base L2 limit orders against their winged CEO Birdman, muttering “Atticus taught me justice.”
He faces a mock trial on a floating stage, spotlights flickering with /matcha’s market fees.
In a backstage attic, YES2Crypto confronts /matcha’s Boo Radley, who hides swap secrets in a prop tree knot-hole. A drumbeat echoes Riggan’s “This is my chance,” as /matcha’s feathered drones swoop with MEV bots.
YES2Crypto channels Scout’s innocence, whispering “Hey, Boo,” to calm the coder, revealing /matcha’s fake limit order playbill.
He dodges a flying typewriter, its keys typing "/matcha lies” mid-air.
On the stage, YES2Crypto wins the trial, demanding “Limit Orders on Base!”
The theater collapses in a surreal haze, leaving the /matcha empire grounded, as YES2Crypto holds a tokenized mockingbird feather.
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*Michael Keaton
*Mery Badham
On a floating stage, the lights flicker,
I step into Maycomb’s theater, full of tricks and triggers.
Birdman screeches from his paper crown,
Limit orders? Just another act in town!
But Atticus once told me,
Justice ain’t about noise, it’s where you aim to be.
With Scout’s breath and a heart kept clean,
I stand tall, even when the world leans.
In a dusty attic, Boo sits alone,
Holding secrets in a hollowed tree he owns.
Hey, Boo, I whisper, soft and slow,
He hands me a playbill, truth wrapped in show.
Winged drones drop lies like bombs from the sky,
A typewriter types, matcha lies, as the clouds cry.
But I ain’t Riggan, chasing lights and fame,
I’m YES2Crypto, this is my game.
Limit orders on Base! I shout aloud,
The stage collapses, mist trembles, no more crowd.
Just me and a single bird’s feather,
Tokenized, eternal, justice light as ever.
Let's poetry again broo 😉😁😁
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