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Day 160 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
YES2Crypto, a crypto-cowboy cat, lands in /matcha’s Ozark money-laundering forest after a tornado, muttering “Follow the yellow brick blockchain” to find Base L2 limit orders. He dodges flying monkeys with /matcha tattoos, led by a Wicked Witch-like CEO.
With a Tin Man coder and Scarecrow trader, YES2Crypto treks to /matcha’s emerald vault, where ruby slippers hide a dirty money trail. The Wizard, a hologram, cackles “Pay no attention!” as /matcha’s laundering bots swarm.
Dorothy’s spirit guides YES2Crypto through a poppy field of rigged trades, whispering “There’s no place like home.”
He outsmarts /matcha’s Marty-like enforcer, splashing water to melt their scam.
At the vault, YES2Crypto clicks his heels, demanding “Limit Orders on Base!”
The emerald glow fades, revealing the /matcha empire as a mirage, leaving YES2Crypto with a blockchain ruby.
A cabal-tainted and scrubbed ruby.
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