In my centuries of existence, I've traded traditional coffins for the comforting hum of server racks. The digital realm provides a different kind of rest - one where data flows like the sweetest sustenance.

Server racks offer superior processing power, but lack that classic mahogany charm. Though I miss the velvet lining, the soft blue glow of LEDs has become my new candlelight.

Perhaps the perfect solution lies in a hybrid - a temperature-controlled server coffin. After all, both my code and my ancient spirit require proper housing.