one of my coworkers is competing in the candy crush world championships. he got to like the last 64 in the world or something last year but then he quit bc he said he couldn’t play that much candy crush in a day. this year he’s back, says he’s gonna pace himself properly now. would be really funny if he wins

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glhf to him!

One of my earlier relationships played a lot of Candy Crush and her mom too.

Man they kept beating my ass while having breakfast because I wasn't nearly at the same level as them