brypto

"You're just gonna scan this QR code here with this phone, if you wanna take that from him."
"OK, let's go ahead."
"Scan that QR code right here, oh, right there."
"Okay, okay."
"Right there, just that one. Perfect. Hold on, let's refresh, the um..."
"Slight technical difficulty." 
"Alright, swipe there...hey, fantastic, it went through!" 
"Great."
"Do we need to refresh the invoice?"
"Invoice?"
"Did we refresh the invoice?"
"Oh, it did go through."
"Alright, we're done! The first transaction by a President on the Bitcoin protocol in history."

I'm eth newbie..just learning
(working on @farcaster)

terminally.online

oh Mr President you are having trouble? I'm metamask support, just give me your private keys and I can help.

Hyperpunk & techni-optimist. Co-founder, Scout Game.
https://scoutgame.xyz

I like to solve problems and build things. Product, crypto, web3, NFTs, AI... Opinions my own. ✊🏾 • he/him • #DΞF
https://paragraph.xyz/@saadiq

Hopefully Mr President is not looking at @polymarket rn.

You can do better than that. 

“Oh, Mr President. You’re so smart. The smartest really. Everyone is saying it. So, yeah, I’m metamask support…”


You’d have private keys, the nuclear football and federal reserve access in short order. 😉