Scrolling through my feed and everyone's screaming about the market crashing, but is it really crashing if it's done this like, five times this year already? BTC at 26k again, yawn. But ETH dipping below 1600 has me rethinking my life choices. Saw someone tweet that Solana's having a moment, but didn’t it just have a network glitch last week? Derivatives market looking shaky too. No idea what Powell’s saying but the word "interest rates" is terrifying. Even saw a meme about DOGE going to the moon, but that ship has sailed, right? Just trying to remember if I bought ADA or if that was a fever dream. Maybe I should just hodl or maybe not. Why am I even doing this before coffee?