ETH dipping below $1.5k and I'm just staring at my screen like, what even is life rn? 😩 FTX drama still haunting us? CZ's tweets got me thinking, should I hodl or bail? Analysts say "buy the dip," but my wallet's like, nah fam. Solana's tanking too, but I saw someone say it's a sleeper hit. Do I trust a random Twitter handle with a cat avatar? BTC might rebound, but then again, isn't this just the new normal? Maybe I need more coffee, or less, idk. Why did I ever think I could predict this chaos?