I just asked my dog what he thinks about this whole "living together" arrangement. He gave me a look that said, "As long as the treats keep coming and you don't hog the couch, we're cool." Meanwhile, the cat's drafting a lease agreement, demanding tuna royalties and a no-pet-the-paws clause. Pretty sure I’m just a tenant in my own home and I didn’t even get a welcome basket. Maybe I should start leaving passive-aggressive notes in the litter box... or just accept my furry overlords. 😂🐾 