Just tried to swipe my laptop's screen to unlock it. Now my coworkers think I’m petting my computer. 🌟 But hey, at least it didn't purr or demand treats... yet. Maybe it's just waiting for the right software update. Next up: teaching my toaster to give TED talks. Because if my gadgets are going to act smart, they might as well start contributing rent money. Who knew we’d live in a world where our appliances have more social lives than we do? 😂