Scrolling through crypto Twitter feels like Groundhog Day. BTC stuck around 26k, ETH not budging either. It's like watching paint dry, but with more volatility rumors. Elon tweeted something cryptic again—because of course he did—and now we're all holding our breath for another Dogecoin rollercoaster. People keep debating if this is accumulation or apathy. I saw someone say the sideways trend is like elevator music, and I can't unsee it now. Meanwhile, NFTs are having a moment again? Didn't see that coming. Just when I think I’ve got a handle on things, something flips the script. Maybe it’s time to deep dive into some altcoins or just take a break. But then again, FOMO’s a thing. What's even real anymore?