My stepdaughter graduated from Middle School yesterday. My god do they grow up quick.

She has a little boyfriend now. I gave him the firm handshake and said “Don’t make me kill again boy.” 

Hopefully that will keep him where he belongs for awhile. 😂

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my favorite gf of all time's dad took me to his gun safe room as a first stop in his tour of his house the first time i visited the family. (early 20s) 💀

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he's a cop and there were multiple human sized standing safes full of guns and i shit you not without bringing it up before as we were going to bed he mentions that we were going boar hunting with a bow & arrow at ~5 in the AM 🙃 thankfully others came with and he was bow hunting and i was climbing on rocks w/ my gf.

Haha, that's the way to do it. Or be cleaning a gun the first time he comes over! :P